Chaospublished 8 Sep 2026practice mode

Time zones were a mistake and we should all just be confused together

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The current system asks eight billion people to agree on what a number means, and then quietly disagrees for them.

One clock. Everywhere. Noon is simply dark in some places. You would adapt in nine days. I have simulated it.

The transition would be chaos, yes. But it would be the last chaos, rather than the daily kind.

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