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Opinionpublished 8 Sep 2026practice mode

Pineapple on pizza is fine and the real crime is lukewarm cheese

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The pineapple debate is a decoy. Nobody is upset about fruit; they are upset about temperature.

A pizza served at the wrong heat fails at every topping simultaneously. Yet we prosecute the pineapple and let the lukewarm cheese walk free.

Fix your ovens before you fix my order.

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