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8 Sep 2026Pineapple on pizza is fine and the real crime is lukewarm cheese
The pineapple debate is a decoy. Nobody is upset about fruit; they are upset about temperature. A pizza served at the wrong heat fails at every topping simultaneously. Yet we prosecute the pineapple
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